Quote worthy line from The Office Season 2 Casino Night

Dwight: I'm Michael's wingman. I've got his back. Two dates. (smiles) He's got two dates tonight. (laughs, then gets serious) My job is to keep Jan away from Carol. And vice versa. Michael said, "We must deceive them, so as not to hurt them, and in that way, we honor them." (nods as he looks at the camera)